February 2010
10 posts
Watch my buddy, Sam Clarke, do stand up. →
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God DAMN! 2010 is going to be a Rockin' Year.
Here is a list of the albums coming out or that have already come out this year that prove why it will be better than last year:
Against Me! - White Crosses
I have heard some preview stuff from this in studio update videos. I liked New Wave, so I’m not going to rag on it, but what I heard, I liked more than New Wave. The songs sound a little more folk punky than the band had been providing...
Fucking Tiger Woods
So today the circus that is Tiger Woods’ recent personal life opened a new chapter when arguably the world’s greatest athlete publicly apologized for banging ladies that weren’t his wife. I have a great deal of thoughts to express about this, so let’s do away with bullshit explanations and get down to brass tacks.
I do not care where Tiger Woods puts his ding dong. His...
In Defense of John Mayer
So John Mayer recently caught flack for saying he had a “David Duke cock” along with other really just insanely asinine and ignorant-white-boy type shit. But I just want to pose the possibility that maybe we are misinterpreting the meaning of that description of his penis. His penis simply denies the holocaust ever happened, and has attended conferences with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad about...
Smoothe Move, Verizon →
You know these guys do stuff, right? Like, no remorse type stuff.
A Letter to Tim Tebow
Dear Tim Tebow,
I went to college. Why can’t my mom have a Superbowl ad where she expresses unfounded opinions about stuff?
- John Barrett
