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May 2010

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Bop, Marry, Kill: Larry The Cable Guy, The Cable Guy from the Fios Commercials, Jim Carey's The Cable Guy → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Alright ladies and germs, we have a new Bop, Marry, Kill for you today. This comes via a suggestion from Tom Murray. First we look at Larry the Cable Guy. Then we will explore the Cable Guy from the Fios Commercials. Finally we will look at Jim Carey’s character from The Cable Guy. Very little in…

That’s right! Sleep with stand up comedians!

May 30, 20103 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Philly Cheese Steak, Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, New England Clam Chowder → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

I’m coming at you with a food related bop, marry, kill today; which is incredibly bizarre that it’s the first one considering how much food network I watch. Anyway, it comes at the request of a one Andrew Higgins, and this time, it’s territorial. We start with one of the sunniest of towns and look…

Wiggidy woot.

May 28, 20104 notes
#philly Cheese Steaks
Bop, Marry, Kill: The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Time to Catholic this up. I really don’t know why I haven’t done a catholic one, so today, based on a request from Ed Reed, we explore the Holy Trinity. First we will look at the Father, the pre-Jesus manifestation of God. Then we will look at the Son, or Jesus. Finally, we will look at the…

Penis Juice!

May 26, 20102 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Darth Vader → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

This day, May 25, marks a very important anniversary for me, and I assume most of my readership. Today, dear reader, is the thirty-third anniversary of the release of Star Wars (now officially called Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) and the twenty-seventh anniversary of the release of Star…

just gonna keep this shit up.

May 25, 20103 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

And we’re back. Today, as per the suggestion of friend of the show, Ed Reed, we look at some high profile murderers. First, we look at President Abraham Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth. Then we will examine the man who shook JFK from his mortal coil, Lee Harvey Oswald. Finally, we look at…

Fuckin’ Catcher in the Rye and shit.

May 24, 20102 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Jessie's Girl, My Best Friend's Girl, My Girl → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Well dear readers, I think we got a good one today. Today we look at the titular ladies of three of pop music’s most enduring songs. We will first look at Jessie’s Girl from the Rick Springfield song of the same name. Then we will look at Ric Ocasek’s Best Friend’s Girl from song of same name….

Here she comes again.

May 21, 20105 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Ellen Degeneres, Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Today on Bop Marry Kill, we explore an element of society that I have become FAR to familiar with lately, daytime television. I’m not proud of myself, but I’d say I spend an average of 37 hours a day watching TV; and while I don’t frequently view any of these programs, they are an integral part of…

W00t!

May 20, 201017 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Today’s Bop Marry Kill comes with an assist from everyone’s favorite 2009 Evvys’ host, Sam Clarke. This maybe runs along the “ruining childhoods” line, but that’s really up to the nursery rhymes and stuff you were read as a child. Today we explore the three main characters from “Rub-a-dub-dub”….

Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, which would you bop, marry, kill?

May 19, 20102 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Tyler Perry, Steve Perry, Matthew Perry → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Sorry readers, I’ve been busy these past few days, but fear not! I am now back, and with a vengeance. Today’s Bop, Marry, Kill comes at the suggestion of Pat Pryor. We look at fellows by the last name of Perry. First, producer of the acclaimed film Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry Present: Precious:…

Yeah!

May 19, 20104 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Sorry it’s been so long, and that this is getting published so late, but anyway, don’t be a dick. Here’s a new one. Again, this is a reader request from Tim Karcich. Today we explore Famous British Authors. First, the bar himself, William Shakespeare. Then we will look at famous lady-novelist Jane…

And yet one more time!

May 14, 20104 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Hugh Grant, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Hefner → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Thank you frequent reader Sam Clarke for today’s Bop, Marry, Kill suggestion. This is a Hughge one! (Probably gonna kill myself for that pun.) Anyway today we look at some dudes named Hugh. We start with England’s hooker-loving sweetheart, Hugh Grant. Next we look at Wolverine himself, Australia’s…

This is to make my followers follow me somewhere else!

May 14, 201018 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Lance Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, Neil Armstrong → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

We have another reader request coming down on ya today. This time it’s from friend of the show, Lee Benzaquin. Today, we do just a few of the MANY famous people named Armstrong. First we have zillion time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong. Then we will look at Jazz Trumpeter Louis Armstrong….

Follow, d00ds!

May 14, 20104 notes
John Barrett at Gotham

I’m performing comedies at Gotham Comedy Club in New York City. This shit hits its fan on June the 8th at 8 pm. The venue is at 208 West 23rd Street in New York City.

Come.

Also, Peace and Love.

- John

May 7, 2010
Bop, Marry, Kill: Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Yoda → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

In honor of one of the 2 recognized Star Wars Days being today, I have a little Star Wars themed bop, marry, kill for ya’ll’s eyes. Today, the creatures of that galaxy far far away. First we will look at Han Solo’s loyal best friend, Chewbacca. Then we look at whatever the fuck Jar Jar Binks is….

W00t.

May 4, 20106 notes
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May 4, 2010
Bop, Marry, Kill: Elizabeth Deville, Diane Kropotkin Kerpackter-Pickles, Charlotte Christyan Sillia Adelaide McSell-Pickles → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

I think I’m willing to make a promise right now to ruin someone’s childhood once a week with this blog. This is my childhood ruining post for the week. Tonight, the mothers of the Rugrats. Remember Rugrats? You had Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil, and Angelica. Well remember their moms? You had…

W00t.

May 4, 20104 notes
Bop, Marry, Kill: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi → bopmarrykill.tumblr.com

Today, dear bop/marry/kill fans, we explore the most powerful women in government. Power is an aphrodisiac/marriage inducing thing/murder inducing thing, so let’s see where this takes us. First, Supreme Court Associate Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Then we look at Secretary of State and former…

I haven’t had access to this tumblr to reblog my posts for a while. Here it is.

May 3, 20102 notes
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