Jazzebrations!

bopmarrykill:

Greetings fair readers. SEE! This makes two of these this week! So shut the fuck up about my hiatus or whatever. Anyway, before I start talking about how great I am for no longer being too lazy to write a hasty blog about fucking people, let’s get into this thing.

So, today’s a pretty big day….

ALIVE I TELL YOU!

bopmarrykill:

I told you I was back. You didn’t believe. You were all “this blog is dead.” But I was all “WRONG, MOTHERFUCKERS! THIS BLOG IS ALIVE! LIKE TUPAC AND ELVIS!” or something. Anyway, it’s time for all of us to forgive and forget and to start talking about celebrities in the context of sex.

This…

It remains alive!

Please, please let this be true. Oh man. PLEASE!

bopmarrykill:

Hello all. You thought I was dead, I bet. NOPE! I was just living on another plane of existence where one never thinks about sex, murder, or marriage. Needless to say, I never had a single thought!

But, so anyway, one of them Old Time Family Baseball idiots asked me about guest blogging for their…

Here we go. It’s up on the site. Let’s do this again!

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Hello all. You thought I was dead, I bet. NOPE! I was just living on another plane of existence where one never thinks about sex, murder, or marriage. Needless to say, I never had a single thought!

But, so anyway, one of them Old Time Family Baseball idiots asked me about guest blogging for their…

Written by yours truly. Check that ish!