Old Time Family Baseball: Are Canadians Better... →
oldtimefamilybaseball: Uh-oh. Already falling behind to the rest of the world in health care, education, and ability to locate items on a map, it looks like Americans are also becoming worse at heckling. From Hunter Pence after he hit a home run to help the Astros avoid a sweep at the hands of the Blue Jays: … GUYS! It’s up to us to bring heckling back to America. I gotta track...
Fantastic Voyage Cancelled Today Due to Inclement...
oldtimefamilybaseball: Not that a trip through the Majors wouldn’t be wonderful and illuminating, but various other things conspired to make it impossible. I hate you so much, other things! Instead, enjoy a handful of other baseball posts which should be coming your way shortly, including some that are even about last night’s games, like the fact that Kyle McClellan leads the National League in...
Everything about this week’s two episodes of Parks and Recreation. That is all. Well except that I’m working on another movie. But more so, everything about this week’s two episodes of Parks and Recreation.
An Exercise in Easy: Get Fucked Up. →
brian-k: I purchase a lot of music. I have experienced many varying degrees of service from record labels. But I have never, ever received the value that I am getting from the Fucked Up “Buy Early, Get Now” preorder package. For $35 (plus $8 shipping) you get: CD or 2xLP of David Comes To Life, mailed… On top of being a good deal, this record is going to rip so much fucking face, I will...
This is that first feature I worked on back in March. It’s not exactly like my hard work comes across in this little video, but it really is stunning to see how this has come together. A brilliant job by our director, DP, the cast, and all the rest of the crew. Somewhat related: I’m definitely going to direct one day. That’s my new goal.
Feature # 2
First off, # 2 is a poop joke. I didn’t do that on purpose, but now I am glad I did. Second, today we wrap principle photography on a movie I worked on. Here are my thoughts: 1) I never want to go to San Dimas ever again unless I get to travel through time in a phone booth. 2) I think I’m a better 2nd AD than a script supervisor which probably has to do with me wanting to get off set...
Bop, Marry, Kill: Sex, Marriage, Murder →
bopmarrykill: I feel like every time I write this blog I have to apologize for a lack of recent updates. But, honestly, that’s as much your fault as it is mine, now isn’t it? Yeah, it is. Anyway, guess what fuckers, this blog has been a thing that exists for a whole YEAR now! Woo! In honor of that, today’s blog… Reblogged for TRUTH!
NO FUN GABY DUNN: It's a Jersey Shore Passover,... →
gabydunn: Hello again, Jews. We come to another wonderful holiday on our lunar calendar. This one, for all you gentile bosses out there, is actually real. (Unlike Sukkot, which NEWSFLASH we’ve been collectively faking for like, years. Really? You think we live in huts for a week?! Ya’ll goys make it… You heard it here first, folks, if you participate in a Passover Seder, you will get...
Old Time Family Baseball: The President Is... →
oldtimefamilybaseball: You know, I fought hard against the accusations that Obama wasn’t born in States, that he was a secret terrorist, and that he hated America. Now? I just don’t know. From the Kansas City Star: “Nationals Park will feature all the patriotic trappings one would expect on opening day for the… WHERE’S THE CERTIFICATE!
New Jazzebrations Song →
This song was conceived and birthed in about five minutes. It was written about bad feelings.