Jazzebrations!

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Thanks to some inside sources, I was able to secure a copy of Justin Verlander’s day planner. Here is how he planned his day before pitching seven shutout innings against the White Sox en route to his 23rd victory on the season:

8 am: Wake up, eat zone diet bagel and 1/2 cup of fresh picked…

I’m gonna gay marry Justin Verlander for all the fantasy points he is currently awarding me.

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    and i love it. if you’re into baseball through academic lenses, read “Baseball Magic” by George Gmelch. it’s an...
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    gonna gay marry Justin Verlander...fantasy points he is currently awarding me.
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    “Defy gods. Embarrass mortals.” Always